What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Loons and Moons

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Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

What do you think of Gen. Waker-uz-Zaman's statement that "the Bangladesh Army will always stand by the people"?

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Which media outlet gave Starmer and his band of failures the most support during the election? Now we can punish them for it.?

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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No, not a chance

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics